Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Come Here Often?

Interesting ways people have found my blog...

Some of these inquiries make me feel bad, because what they're searching for isn't actually in here. So let's take a second to answer some of your questions, shall we?

  1. 6 month anniversary email
    • I'd normally start it out with how you felt when you two first met, and end it with how far you've come. Sprinkle in a few good times you've had, and sign it with your pet name. Works every time.
    • p.s. Why are you writing her an email for Christ's sakes? Take her out to dinner or something.
  2. something cute for 6 month anniversary
    • How 'bout a nice little weekend getaway to your hometown? Has he met your family yet?
    • Or.... the scandalous answer would be a bj in a new piece of lingerie. That one never fails.
    • This question depends on what kind of anniversary it is... are you two dating? Have you been married for 6 months? My friend just had her 6 month wedding anniversary and got her husband the game Rock Band. I think it all depends on your level of intimacy/awesomeness.
  3. what a guy wants in a relationship
    • On the surface, it's going to look like he wants guaranteed head and someone to pick him up when he gets too bombed to drive home, but guys are really not as different from girls as we tend to think they are. They want to be loved, taken care of, and appreciated, just like us.
    • This also depends on where he's at in his life. Does he want a RELATIONSHIP? Or a ....relationship...? Think about it.
  4. boyfriend questionnaire
  5. okcupid date
    • Generally, a bad idea. 'Nough said.
  6. the peach random gentle love master (rglm)
    • Grow some cajones.
  7. picking up girls on okcupid
    • See number 5, please.
  8. Kazakhstan
  9. happy two months love text message
    • If (s)he just said "I love you" for the first time, and it was a text message, I wouldn't recommend it goes a day past two months.
    • Crap. I've done that before. Additional piece of wisdom: Don't text when you've been drinking.
  10. eyelid mole images
    • Sorry, couldn't find a good one. But this picture appears for google image searches on eyelid moles, and I thought it was creepy enough to post. (Whatever it is that she's holding hands with, that relationship is doomed for so many reasons. There is a fine line between open-minded and desperate, don't you forget it.)
  11. okcupid personality awards
    • ... are bullshit if you ask me. But I guess no one really wants to think they're greedy.
  12. girls from kazakhstan
    • Really?
  13. when a guy pull away you can move on
    • "Advice is what you ask for when you know the answer but can't accept it." You've got it, sista'. Can, and should.
  14. dating her 6 month anniversary
    • I'm starting to wonder why people are so dang frazzled over the whole 6 month anniversary situation. Would it help if you pretended it was 5 months?
  15. best ways to date
    • Be nice. Shower first. Chew with your mouth closed. Say thank you. And do not, under any circumstances, talk more about your mom/ex-girlfriend than you do about her.
  16. dating my new
    • I wish I knew what the last word was supposed to be. Any ideas?

8 people had something to say:

The Renaissance Man said...

Significant Other? Partner? Crush? Gimp?

Drew said...

"Dating my new stepdad" takes the cake, I think.

Also, I'm amused at how OKCupid can be read as meaning "so-so cupid" or "subpar cupid." Like, when you can't afford a real cupid, settle for OKCupid.

PubMaven said...

Can I just say that text messaging drunk is such a bad idea and I do it ALL THE TIME. I try to delete some people's numbers because I will without fail drunken text message them, regardless of what time it is in their hemisphere. Fuck.

kristen said...


kristen said...

okcupid really does suck...
and i am such a drunk texter its out of control..but i do it to only the people i actually like so i guess that not too bad. but when guys do it to me i get very annoyed

kristen said...

okcupid is lame.. i know people who are over it but yet they still go on it. drunk texting happens to the best of us =)
people get too worked up over anniversarys.... they are over rated

Ally said...

It really is funny what searches lead to blogs, mine gets all kinds of weird ones

Crystal said...

ok. i'll admit, i am easily creeped out (not easily shocked, embarrassed or surprised, but easily creeped). but that hand? so fucking creepy!


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